I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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