My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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