we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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