i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Terrible idea I love it
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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