Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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