we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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