She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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