Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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