You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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