Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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