my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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