She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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