but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
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Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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