Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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