Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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