Are you still at the party or did I leave?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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