You're my little dorito
More tranny stories later!
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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