This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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