lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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