I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
what day is it and did you see me today?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
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