Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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