At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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