of course. lets lasso hookers.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize