I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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