I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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