It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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