i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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