Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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