the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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