why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
We don't watch enough power rangers
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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