It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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