she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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