I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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