She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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