Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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