so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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