Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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