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(804): View more from Virginia

it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.

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(805): View more from California

Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...

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(+52): View more from Mexico

I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore

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(619): View more from California

Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep

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(407): View more from Florida

Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?

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(727): View more from Florida

I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?

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