if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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