No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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