She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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