Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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