What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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