Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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