is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
only you would photoshop your dick
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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