I have demons in me.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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