this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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