I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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