I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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