i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Oh god it's open bar.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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