Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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