If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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