i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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