I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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