That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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